“Reality and Cool Guitar Parts”

Major Goodvibes is a high energy rock band that combines a classic hard rock sound with the sarcasm and energy of punk. Formed in Vancouver and named after a package of doobies in a sci-fi movie, they write and perform catchy guitar driven rockers with humorous lyrics about everyday life.

Major Goodvibes has released its CD titled “Fearful Feasible Feast”. Produced and recorded by the band’s guitarist Eddy Bugnut at the Devil’s Workshop , the CD features guitarist Chris Zorbakis on vocals, Jay Wittur on bass and Thud Pumkin on drums. Songs like the Europunk “Metropolitan” and the classic stomp of the Jamaican-flavored “See Me, Roll Me, Smoke Me” provide some of the CD’s highlights.

Major Goodvibes has also released 2 EPs (”Shut Up and Get Out of My Mansion!” and “Girls In Love With My Money”) and have been featured on two compilation CDs.

The first compilation was released by Vancouver radio station CFOX and featured the song “Nag”. Tom Harrison of The Province praised the song for its “very real sense of fun, energy and vitality!”

The second was released by New York City based indie label, Reaction CD and featured the song “Girls In Love With My Money”. Major Goodvibes were the only Canadian act featured on the CD. Paul Stevens of The Music Connection called “Girls” one of the album’s most notable cuts.

I still remember the days that I had with you
Sometimes they don’t seem quite the same
Yappity yap boom bam you’re always in a bad mood
You keep on talking cuz your point is always right

All that you say
All that you do
All that I hear are reflections from you
Your mouth is always open
You nag and never stop
Bitch you’re always whining
You nag and you never stop

The way you spaz you’re gonna have a nervous breakdown
Keep on talking you’re gonna lose your voice
Mama told me I should have stayed away from hell
Mama said I should become a priest

Now that I’ve become a millionaire
You want my money and all of my jewels
You keep on talking about the true real thing
Sorry baby I just don’t care

This girl’s in love with the property I own
My tuxedo, my rolex and all
She’s got her own grant I gave her you know
She’s satisfied with whatever i’ve sold

Girl’s in love with my money
Girl’s in love with my car
Girl’s in love with my jewelry
Girl’s in love with it all

She takes a dive in the deep end pool
She looks so fine when she’s all wet
She likes to tease please me all night
A sip of wine she do me right

Hey now Jane you’re looking
Pretty fine now
Nice and dry you feel like
A brown bag now
On the table cut up
Good as crystal now
Make you fly high
Inhale me deep inside

Hey
See me Roll me Smoke me baby

Sweeter than cocaine baby
Better than hash
Inject the venom baby
Put you on cloud nine
Leap tall buildings baby
Maybe three
When you smoke me baby
You’ll feel free

Oh you look so fine
Feel so good
You’re on my mind
When we make love
You’re always pleased
To drown my sausage
Between your knees

Oh another night
Pizza, overnight
Beer and rock and roll
She’s an easy lover

Oh with stumpy legs
With big fat toes
With missing teeth
A hairy nose
Watermelon head
Canteloupe breasts
Washboard bum
(Smells like a rose)

There’s action in the city and we all play the same game
Drive round and round it’s the same routine again
See it in the ads and it’s perfectly clear
Better save your money cuz

Metropolitan
They take your fun away
Metropolitan
They always get their way
Metropolitan
You pay the meter-man
Metropolitan

You charge it on your credit card
Cuz you know that you are broke
It’s a habit hard to break
So you light another smoke
So intense and super-desperate
To be something you are not
Gotta get away before it
Swallows everything you got