I still remember the days that I had with you
Sometimes they don’t seem quite the same
Yappity yap boom bam you’re always in a bad mood
You keep on talking cuz your point is always right

All that you say
All that you do
All that I hear are reflections from you
Your mouth is always open
You nag and never stop
Bitch you’re always whining
You nag and you never stop

The way you spaz you’re gonna have a nervous breakdown
Keep on talking you’re gonna lose your voice
Mama told me I should have stayed away from hell
Mama said I should become a priest

Now that I’ve become a millionaire
You want my money and all of my jewels
You keep on talking about the true real thing
Sorry baby I just don’t care

Hey now Jane you’re looking
Pretty fine now
Nice and dry you feel like
A brown bag now
On the table cut up
Good as crystal now
Make you fly high
Inhale me deep inside

Hey
See me Roll me Smoke me baby

Sweeter than cocaine baby
Better than hash
Inject the venom baby
Put you on cloud nine
Leap tall buildings baby
Maybe three
When you smoke me baby
You’ll feel free

Oh you look so fine
Feel so good
You’re on my mind
When we make love
You’re always pleased
To drown my sausage
Between your knees

Oh another night
Pizza, overnight
Beer and rock and roll
She’s an easy lover

Oh with stumpy legs
With big fat toes
With missing teeth
A hairy nose
Watermelon head
Canteloupe breasts
Washboard bum
(Smells like a rose)

There’s action in the city and we all play the same game
Drive round and round it’s the same routine again
See it in the ads and it’s perfectly clear
Better save your money cuz

Metropolitan
They take your fun away
Metropolitan
They always get their way
Metropolitan
You pay the meter-man
Metropolitan

You charge it on your credit card
Cuz you know that you are broke
It’s a habit hard to break
So you light another smoke
So intense and super-desperate
To be something you are not
Gotta get away before it
Swallows everything you got