I saw this ad this on Craigslist and couldn’t help but want to share.
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“Hey. We are a few fat, slutty punk girls who need another gross girl
to play the keyboard in our horrible creation . Must like
cheeseburgers, new wave, sarcasm, 80’s hardcore, and making fun of
people with Misfit tattoos.
No talent needed! Basically you press a few keys and we do the big girl stuff.
We sound like a rip off of Gravy Train meets Tsunami Bomb.”
1. Nirvana – Nevermind
2. Metallica – Master of Puppets
3. David Lee Roth – Eat ‘Em And Smile
4. Red Hot Chili Peppers – Blood Sugar Sex Magic
5. Black Sabbath – Volume 4
6. Led Zeppelin – Physical Graffiti
7. Van Halen – Van Halen
8. Pink Floyd – The Wall
9. AC/DC – Highway To Hell
10. Soundgarden – Superunknown
11. Guns ‘N Roses – Appetite for Destruction
12. ZZ Top – Tres Hombres
13. Joe Satriani – Surfin’ With the Alien
14. Ozzy Osbourne – Diary of a Madman
15. Rancid – And Out Come the Wolves
16. The Beatles – A Hard Day’s Night
17. Iron Maiden – Iron Maiden
18. Judas Priest – Sin After Sin
19. Kiss – Alive!
20. Nirvana – Unplugged
21. Johnny Cash – At Folsom Prison
22. The Knack – Get the Knack
23. Aerosmith – Greatest Hits
24. Rush – 2112
25. Rolling Stones – Some Girls
26. Dr. Dre – 2001
27. Pat Metheny – Bright Size Life
28. Charlie Parker – Bird: The Complete Charlie Parker on Verve
29. J.S.Bach – Brandenburg Concertos – The Brandenburg Consort, Roy Goodman
30. Return to Forever – No Mystery