Oh you look so fine
Feel so good
You’re on my mind
When we make love
You’re always pleased
To drown my sausage
Between your knees
Oh another night
Pizza, overnight
Beer and rock and roll
She’s an easy lover
Oh with stumpy legs
With big fat toes
With missing teeth
A hairy nose
Watermelon head
Canteloupe breasts
Washboard bum
(Smells like a rose)


OK, nobody said I was EASY!!!! Cool tune though you goof ball …. and you were the one that brought up the nuts AND the pickle!! You can only blame me for the polish sausage reference (lol)!!!!
Ok, you are a total freak, but that is why we love…
I’M SMILING NOW EDDY