I saw this ad this on Craigslist and couldn’t help but want to share.
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“Hey. We are a few fat, slutty punk girls who need another gross girl
to play the keyboard in our horrible creation . Must like
cheeseburgers, new wave, sarcasm, 80’s hardcore, and making fun of
people with Misfit tattoos.
No talent needed! Basically you press a few keys and we do the big girl stuff.
We sound like a rip off of Gravy Train meets Tsunami Bomb.”